You may, of course, have watched the video of Perez Hilton on Funny, where he formally commenced his attempt to become the replacement to Simon Cowell on American Idol.

Let us reflect on his traits:

He says his reputation as judge is unrivaled. Never misjudge the edge the airbrush function has on Photoshop.

He considers himself as intensely honest. True indeed, he is far too honest at times.

He says he can be both weird and jovial. Correct, but never contrast you with Ellen as she is yet to become weird. The other night belonged to Kara with her punch line and all.

He says he can be vigorously unbiased. Is Randy vigorously unbiased?
He declares he needs a lot of legroom. So, he tells that he can be the replacement of Simon as well as Kara. I am in no doubt those with dislike for Kara would adore the idea as he would.

He further declares that he can be unhinged in an engaging and compelling style. Now, he has this desire to replace the threesome, Kara, Simon and Paula. Sure, this is unhinged in an engaging way.

He says he is a gay person and is proud of being homo and do not give out horrid opinions. Well, if we are about to lose Simon Cowell, whose trademark saying on performances includes ‘horrible’, we should opt for the second best.

So, what is Perez’ definitive strategy? Become the one and only judge on Idol. Are you scared?